The 12 days of ‘Stoga

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By Suproteem Sarkar, Convergence Editor

Several people have claimed that the world will end Dec. 21—a rumor that is gaining prevalence across the media, pop culture and the Internet. Even the major motion picture industry has followed this trend: Columbia Pictures released a movie entitled “2012” three years ago that centers around apocalyptic weather events caused by a solar flare.

Although several reputable organizations, including NASA and even the US government, have refuted this claim, several people continue to claim that the Mayan calendar will end Dec. 21 (which, by the way, it won’t), signifying the end of the world.

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After careful research, the staff of The Spoke can safely conclude that the world will not end Dec. 21. (Editor’s note: And if it does, it won’t matter because no one will be left to say we were wrong.)

Despite the complete invalidity of these doomsday claims, the staff of The Spoke has, in the spirit of the holidays, decided to review 12 forms of entertainment, recreation and service—or, if you’d like to think of it in the doomsday perspective, 12 things to do before the world ends.

The 12 days of ’Stoga

Day 1: An introduction to the package.

Day 2: Two area parks: Wilson Farm Park and Valley Forge National Historical Park.

Day 3: Three ways to enjoy the holidays: Watching “The Grinch,” reading “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” and baking cookies.

Day 4: Four championship titles (by the Eagles, Phillies, Flyers and Sixers) to hope for.

Day 5: Five albums.

Day 6: Six nail styles: Holiday Present, Festive Wreath, Snowing Nails, the subtle look, the in-between and the all-out.

Day 7: Seven recently-released movies: Skyfall, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, Lincoln, Flight, Silver Linings Playbook, The Seven Psychopaths and Wreck-It Ralph.

Day 8: Eight recipes: Chocolate Chip Cookies, Pillsbury Rolls, Nutella Cookies, Chocolate Cookies, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Strawberries, Donuts and Peppermint Red Velvet Cookies.

Day 9: Nine TV shows: The Mindy Project, New Girl, Saturday Night Live, 30 Rock, Community, Downtown Abbey, Portlandia, Game of Thrones and Arrested Development.

Day 10: Ten books: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The Importance of Being Earnest, The Hobbit, The Harry Potter series, Memoirs of a Geisha, Chinese Cinderella, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, The Night Circus, The Descendants and The Polar Express.

Day 11: Eleven holiday songs: Baby It’s Cold Outside, Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow!, Winter Wonderland, Blue Christmas, Give Me One Reason, Winter Wonderland, That Was The Worst Christmas Ever, O Tannenbaum, I Have a Little Dreidel, Christmas Lights and Another Christmas Song.

Day 12: Twelve signs the world will end: “Gangnam Style,” Michael Phelps’s retirement, self-fulfilling prophecies, Petraeus affair, fall of Lance Armstrong, #YOLO, Apple Maps, Higgs Boson, zombies among us, a new Pharaoh, powerful storms and the fiscal cliff.

Suproteem Sarkar can be reached at ssarkar@stoganews.com.